Cocksucker – like this I guess https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Swearengen
“Dick” wears a wifebeater that says “What’re ya GUNna do about it?” with a flexing bicep on the front and a Glock on the back. His jeans have stains for every color of the rainbow, which only slightly covers up the exposed underwear that stinks to high heaven. He has two caps: the first says “haters gonna hate” and the second is a Yankees cap he bought because he thought it stood for “NunYa.” He owns one pair of shoes: Nike trainers from 2014 he bought at a thrift store. He also owns at least ten different pairs of sunglasses which he only puts on when it’s not sunny out or when he’s indoors.
That’s the swear word. People with the nickname Dick wear golf tees and qualify for Social Security.
Dangit wears a red flannel with the sleeves cut off, old jeans with a dip can circle worn into the back pocket and blown-out Timberlands. The ensemble is often topped with a ball-cap from an extensive collection garnered through coupon redemption, auto parts store give-aways and firearm purchases.
Dagnabbit and Dangnabbit, his cousins, think you have a pretty mouth.
Fuck is dressed in filthy military battledress with the helmet chin stap hanging loose. Has PTSD and a purple heart and claims he is up for a MOH. Occasionally shows up to fancy events in a tuxedo. Often shows up to fancy events in filthy rags.
Shit is a high college student who can somehow pull it together but the time exams come