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Swear words are people. What do they dress like?

“Pussy” has only a few outfits in her closet. The first is a thick wool coat paired with ski pants, long johns, a balaclava, and three more layers for her torso. The second is a bikini with very thin spaghetti straps that shows off her buxom physique and accentuates her wide hips and thick posterior. The third and final one is a cat costume.

Damm: elegantly dressed in black & white… always. Timeless style. Sometimes arrives overdressed, but still a classic.
Fuck: once rarely seen, but for low class occasions, this now ubiquitous entity is literally fucking everywhere, dresses in eclectic mix of styles and fits, that attempt to shoehorn it into any event. But, it’s sheer overexposure feigns desperation.
Cunt: this one shows up in a red boilersuit made entirely of ill fitting red vinyl. Once a potent force, now the SJW forces her into diminishing exposure.
Shit: showing up with the greatest frequency, this essential worker shows up in khaki and polos, except for the southern US, where denim and cowboy boots rule.

“motherfucker” wears a cap, glasses, and a business / business casual outfit, he’s also probably around 70.

‘Cunt’ either dresses in vintage attire like Victorian dresses or goes all out and wears flashy punk rock clothing. There is no in-between with her fashion sense, although she would wear her Victorian dresses more often in the past.

“Cunt” wears the Aussie bogan look; tank top (singlet), bucket hat, shades, cargo shorts, flip flops/sandals/thongs and a cigarette in his mouth, PLUS a can of VB in his hand, for accessories.