Got a hole in 2 on my first time out on a golf course.
(Ps: Golf is boring.)
I was running late for work. Was probably going to be 15 min late. So I im waiting for the train to come and i hop in. Less than 5 seconds later the train tracks catch on fire. I made it to work an hour late.
I was robbed and assaulted at church repeatedly as a kid. My parents knew the people there as if they were family and knew I didn’t like to dress up so they said I was lying and grounded me for trying to get help.
People call me a liar every time I tell them I slept with one of my female college professors.
They are equally incensed when I say “sometimes it’s just a matter of being blunt.”
I was playing a game in which my friend would pull out a playing card and I would have to guess, which no time to think about it, what the card was. I guessed correctly one time and he still thinks I cheated. What’s more, when I went to explain what happened to some other friends, I pulled out a random card to prove my point, and it was the same card.
Edit: The card was the 3 of hearts, for anyone who cares