I have seen a short story featuring myself making love to a pile of snow, as written by a stranger on the internet.
There’s a website that has a huge database of all this stuff, and there’s one entry labelled “The Diary of Anne Frank.” I feel like clicking on it guarantees you’re going to hell.
A woman in Pikachu cosplay getting railed. Not a cute set of yellow clothing and a headband with ears on it, I’m talking full-body (dirty) yellow paint and a face covering that I think may be a repainted gimp mask to make an animal nose. She replaced the normal overblown porn moans with a breathless “Pika… pika… pika…”. I have a pretty vivid inner sex life, but for the life of me I cannot understand how anyone could fap to that.
The porn where women in high heels crush kittens with them. You sick fucking fucks that like that.
The presidential election porn parody.
That Pokémon porn parody with the horrific looking costumes.