Firefighter: woman called 911 to have the battery’s in her smoke detectors changed. They were not chirping, she “thinks it’s been around 6 months, though”.
Heres a few funny ones from youtube of people calling the police when its not a emergency.
Burger King:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=FZ12Ry-hD6I
McDonalds :
Woman locks herself in her car: