James went skydiving by his house in Utah and, as a result, saved the life of his brother, Jeff. Strangely, Jeff lived in Delaware, and hadn’t spoken to his brother James in years. What happened?
A farmer has a stray dog, a chicken, and a bag of grain he’s taking to his farm. He gets to the river he needs to cross to get to the farm, but his canoe will only fit one item other than himself. He can’t leave the dog alone with the chicken or it will eat the chicken, he can’t leave the chicken alone with the grain or it will eat the grain, and the same rules apply on the other side of the river because the farm is still a few miles away. How does he get everything across the river?
You leave home, take three left turns, and return home. Who are the two masked men waiting for you?
A man who is mute decides to take a train to visit his cousin for the day. At the station, he sees that a round trip ticket is $1 while a one way ticket is 50 cents. Without signing with his hands, nor pointing at the price sign, he gives a dollar to the teller, who gives him a round trip ticket.
How did the teller know he wanted a round trip ticket, and not a one way with 50 cents change?
Tread on the living, they make not a mumble.
Tread on the dead, they mutter and grumble.