People who purchased “Penis enlarging products” from porn sites, what happened?

It was advertised as free. After going through the ordering process, there was a surprise $4.95 shipping fee. It’s one of those deals where if you don’t cancel within 30 days, they automatically sign you up for an expensive monthly subscription. I set a reminder for 25 days and cancelled without issue. A sales rep called me and asked how it was going. I said they worked too well, I could no longer put on pants, and I needed another pill to reverse the effects. She didn’t believe me and hung up. I never heard from them again, nor was my card charged beyond $4.95

The pills did nothing

A serious answer from somebody who used to work in a sex shop and sold those pills among many other things: probably diarrhea.

Those pills are all untested “supplements” just packed full of natural sounding “enhancements”. Popular ingredients are things like ginseng and caffeine but you also sometimes see exotic sounding stuff like yuzu (a fruit) or ylangylang (another common herb) that tricks people into thinking they are taking a quality product that will actually achieve their goals. I could go on at length (lol) about this but basically these pills have the same ingredients that Popular dietary supplements have. Diarrhea is actually best case scenario.

It’s the perfect scam. If it doesn’t work, nobody’s saying shit or reporting it/suing.

I think “Serious” tag was required.

I bought some dick hard pills at 7-11 once. It increased my heart rate to like 200 bpm for 24, which caused me to panic, which was then an instant boner killer.

0/10 would not recommend.

I wasted a ton of money to pee expensive urine out of my micro penis.

I don’t think you’ll get an answer from any of them, most of those guys are massive dicks now

They worked great. I am now bangin’ milfs in my local area.

Really bad headaches and my dick did not get bigger.

My wife left me. She just couldn’t take it any longer.

I’m no longer allowed to wear shorts in public

I know buddy who did that with his grandparents card in high school. He ended up getting prostate and testicular cancer so his business doesn’t work anymore. There is an irony there that is lost on me.

They turned me into a newt. But I got better.

That feeling when you’re genuinely interested in the question , but 99% of the answers are lame jokes. :/

Think of it this way:

If they actually worked – Nearly every man on earth would use them

• In the same way that tooth whitening strips… Or like, fake tan is used widely

They now post on r/bigdickproblems

I did not buy them from a porn site per se, but it was way back in the early 2000s when I used to watch the Howard Stern show late at night.

They advertised these pills called Xtendz(?) all the friggin’ time so I bought a bottle to try it out. In addition to taking the pills multiple times a day, you had to…manipulate your penis which was supposed to increase blood flow or something. I ended up stopping about two weeks in because it was quite the hassle and kinda hurt.

Anyway, fast forward about 15 years and this company has a class action lawsuit filed against them for false advertising and selling snake oil. I ended up getting the entire purchase refunded. The worst part of the whole experience was having to explain to my wife why we got a $60 check in the mail from the class action lawsuit.

I purchased a cream that you were supposed to rub on your dick to make your dick bigger. My dick stayed the same size but now I have Mickey Mouse hands

My ex kept trying to tie it in a knot while I was asleep, glad I broke up with her

I have a great story about this…
When I was in my early 20s and in a serious relationship I went to a ‘shop’ to spice things up around Valentine’s Day. The store associate was all like ‘you should totally enter our Valentine’s Day basket giveaway contest, we’re giving away $400 of prizes!’ So I reluctantly enter this giveaway when cashing out.

A few days later I receive a call from a overly enthusiastic associate like ‘YOU WON THE BASKET!!!’ I’d never won anything in my life so of course thought it was hysterical and go to pick up my basket. Amongst other hilarious things there was a penis pump in there. I don’t think my ex even tried it that I know of because we thought it was hilarious.

A good 4-5 years later I’m cleaning out stuff to give to Goodwill and uncover the penis pump in original packaging. I tuck it in one of the Hefty bags and, yep, end up donating it to the local Goodwill. So that was the end of the penis pump story and perhaps the beginning of someone else’s 😆