For all the people saying not to shave your ass. I’m an incredibly hairy man and the only way I feel like I can stay sanitary is to shave my tootsie roll factory. Ain’t enough tp in the world to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet if you want a nice mental pic to understand my struggle. I have a bidet at home which is a game changer but I still have to shit at work and in public restrooms occasionally. Don’t have issues with sweat or loud farts like some of y’all are complaining about so maybe I’m lucky.
Burn it off
Waxing.
One cheek at a time. Put one leg on the edge of the bath tub or on some elevated surface and spread. Repeat for other side. Despite what other people say about butt sweat – it makes your ass a lot easier to clean and anybody that had to deal with you naked will notice and appreciate the difference.
I sit on the toilet, no need for moving any parts from the way and honestly won’t be as exhausted like after minutes of gymnastics in the shower
Take notes people before I delete this stupid comment