Do fifteen laps around the next parking lot I visit because there’s no open spots right in front of the store and I’m too lazy to walk the extra forty metres.
Read posts such as this
Just kidding.
I’m not an asshole. I always return.
Also…i tip the person who bags my groceries. That used to be the norm in the US. Nowadays it happens so rarely most often they look at me with confusion. Like I just walked up to a rando person and asked to my a dime bag of something.
Not tip when they eat out at a restaurant, immediately throw their water bottle out the window when hey are done with it, use their speakerphone in public, drive a red BMW that has the turn signal stalk removed, talk on the phone whilst ordering food, get on a elevator before other people get off, take up two parking spots so nobody parks near you, use their phone or talk in a theater, etc.
I’m calling them that now
Get karma. This time my mom and I were in a huge rush coming out of Cosco (got informed of the emergency after check out), my mom decided that there was no time to put the cart back, so just left it. Could not start the car at all.