My 4 year old had about a million questions about the body, and eventually started asking where babies come from. We told him everything except what sex was. Fast forward, I’m at lunch with my son, my mother-in-law, and three of her friends. One of the friends turns to my son and asks how old he is and when his birthday is. My son replies to a 75-year-old woman, “I came out of my mom’s vagina on April 25.” I tried my best not to laugh and quickly changed the subject.
Sorry, english isn’t my first language
Little context: We lived in a very catholic area, and my parent where atheist.
We had a cat named Jean paul II, same name as the pope back then.
My sister where waiting with my dad in a waiting room with ~15 other people.
My mom joined them after work, a little late.
My sister then said very loudly: “MOM ! did you know ?? Today Jean paul II shat on the carpet !!”
This was me, embarrassing my mom. Apparently I pointed at this bigger black lady (I was about 3-5 at the time, living in a predominantly white area) and loudly asked, “Mom, what’s wrong with her skin?” and also made a comment about her weight, that I can’t remember. I’d be mortified if I had a kid and he said that.
My young brother, going to church for first time, sees the priest come out wearing long robes, jumps up and screams BATMAN!
i was with my daughter in a walmart she was about 5yo at the time. she asked if she could try on a skirt and i said yes but afterword refused to put her pants back on demanding she gets the skirt. after multiple times of refusing her demand she took off the skirt but still refused to put her pants back on crying and screaming. so here is an adult male close to 30 carrying a 5yo crying screaming girl under one arm while carrying her pants in the other hand and marching out of the walmart.
interestingly no one tried to stop me or alerted the security or police.