Honestly? I spent like 30 bucks on food for myself, sounds like a lot but it was just a really good local pizza and mozzarella sticks. I went to the bathroom and came out and nearly all my food was eaten by everyone else in the house. I was fucking furious. I kicked everyone who didn’t live there out and then took my extra tv I had put in the living room back in my room and told my roommates they better replace the food their moocher friends ate or I’d start taking away more things that were mine and put in my months notice to the landlord(they couldn’t afford to live there without me). within 45 minutes I had my food.
Sounds like an overreaction but they were the shittiest roommates and I had put up with a lot by that point. I still ended up putting my one month in.
One time I had a party, and a very drunk girl was upset she wasn’t getting attention.
In the middle of a room with like 15 people in it, she was wearing a skirt and starting peeing in my bong from above it. Like crouching above it and just straight up peeing in it, didn’t even budge or was phased. Everyone was in shock.
Use my fucking toothbrush. Jesus i mean i know you pass out after 1 can of beer but how tf do you mistakenly shove my toothbrush in your asshole?
Wasn’t my house but a friend’s house and actually a pretty funny story.
In college, and after a massive party at a house of 3 female friends, everybody went home. However, they woke up with a MASSIVE stool on the table of the kitchen floor. The girl who witnessed it for the first time instantly vomited, of course.
We still did not understand who did it.
Pineapple incident anyone?
Banged someone in the ass in my shower and left a used condom and gum on the radiator.