I was at a new years party years ago in some house of a guy I kinda know. Two guys were there and we all assumed them to be a couple because of how touchy feely they were. Turns out they just met that night but had a wicked intense connection like immediately. So I’m in the chill out room chatting to people when I needed to piss. I got up and made my way to the toilet, on my way back I chose the wrong room and walked into the coke room. One of the two gay guys walked in behind me, also lost. I knew a couple of the guys in the coke room so I stalled to have a chat, politely saying no to the CD case of lines. The guy behind me is interested and pushes in between us. This knocks the coke guy over and a few lines fall to the carpet.
Weeeeeellll, all hell breaks loose. Coke guy puts the coke down and starts fighting the gay guy. Some of the guys start trying to calm things so I go looking for the guys boyfriend. I tell him your boyfriend is in a fight. He doesn’t really know what to do, he explains how he just met him tonight, literally 15 odd minutes before midnight, when he was just looking for a new year’s shift. This was about 4 am so he knew this guy less than half a day. He did go see if he could help but the two guys were separated and both told to stay away from each other.
This worked for about 10 minutes before they bumped into each other in the hall. They start to fight and are broken up again. This happens twice more before the guys whose house it is (the house guy), tells the coke guy to get out. He seemed to be the one causing it. He asks for a couple minutes to get his stufff together (his coke) and so he can take a piss. The lads say OK, but then he can go. He takes his coke to the bathroom and we laugh, he’s not taking a piss. We leave him there and I go back to the chill room with gay guy who is now being grilled by some hippy girl over what happened. He doesn’t seem to comfortable talking to her so excuses himself. After a few minutes, he is not back so his not boyfriend goes to find him. He returns, looking shook and sad. He can’t get the words out so I go up. I hear bumping and shoes scuffling in the bathroom and I immediately think they’re fighting in there. I call the guys who live here and they jimmy the door open.
There is coke guy on top of gay guy, absolutely eating the face off each other, hands down pants and all.
They realise they’ve been caught and gay guy goes beet red. Coke guy, for reasons only god knows, gets so embarrassed he punches gay guy and jumps at house guy. He gets kicked out and gay guy follows him. The other gay guy is sitting downstairs completely bewildered and quite upset. Hippy girl is trying to comfort him. House guy is asking everyone if anyone had any idea that coke guy was gay or bi or whatever. It’s a surprise to them all. I sit down in the hippy circle and sympathise with my new friend. Hippy girl then tries it on with him, leans right in for the kiss. He obviously rejects her. She gets upset and leaves. He sits there, smoking a joint, staring off at the wall and just says “what a fucking night.”
Drunk girl tossing a beer bottle over her shoulder blindly into a crowd at a beer festival after my buddy told her to throw it away (meaning a recycling bin five feet from her)
At a party that wasn’t supposed to be any kind of sex party, sitting in hot tub with everyone and a girl on the other side sharks over, pushed the lag of my trunks up and started blowing me in front of everyone…….about 5 minutes into it, I look over and my buddy, who was sitting there next to me, has his hand on the back of her head doing the old up and down. Everyone just kind of looked for a second and then went about what they were doing. I think I seemed to be the most freaked out person about the entire situation.
My friend’s older brother Tim showed up uninvited. All night he kept asking everyone if they had seen his twin sister, she’s here somewhere. I thought it was a little weird because he doesn’t have a twin sister but I shrugged it off. There was probably 80-100 people there. All night, he makes it a point to ask each and every group, each and every single person if they had seen his twin sister, he can’t find her. Around 1am, in one swift movement, he tucks his wiener between his legs, drops his pants to his ankles, kills the stereo and starts screaming “TWIN SISTER! TWIN SISTER!” while quickly shuffling all through the party. Good Job Tim.
I accidentally threw an orgy in Uni. Theme was “bare as you dare” and I put a bowl of condoms and lube in the hallway so it was the first thing people saw when they walked in, it was meant to be funny. Turns out you get a bunch of people naked and drunk and give them protection, they will fuck, everywhere. Party was fun but the cleanup job next day…urrrrgh.