When our balls stick together or to the leg in hot weather and we have to fix them in a way that makes it seem we arent just touching out junk.
When you sit down to poop and it touches the stall
The mental anguish or concern of is it big enough for your partner.
Boners for no reason. Excited? Boner. Bored? Boner. Watching something non sexual? Boner. Just walking around the office and trying to do your job? Guess what… Boner again.
Penis inspection day at school