I’ll hazard a guess and say like a serious kick in the nuts
Not as bad as a dental abscess, but worse than stubbing ones toe off the side of a door
Like a migraine in your balls
Like when you got irritated bowels and have been constipated and dehydrated for a while but just ate a fucking kraken that didn’t agree with you and is demanding to be unleashed. Oh but the asshole brought a couple broken ship’s mast with him and is tearing up your insides on the way out.
Alright, you know when you don’t poop, even when you know it’s building up inside there, because for some reason, you just don’t feel like it?
And suddenly, you really need to go. ‘Alright I should probably go now”.
You sit down on the toilet, but it isn’t coming out. A sharp sting of pain goes up your stomach. Saliva leaks out, you breathe to make the pain go away.
Luckily, it all goes away when we poop. I think it lasts much longer.