Because Santa listened to the fucking scientists and wore a mask!
Doesn’t he touch his nose a lot too? Don’t touch your face!
hazmat santa
He drops the presents into the fireplace (or by windows so if no fireplace, open window after puting presents next to tree) so he won’t come in contact with everyone and he’s sorry for that (but he insists on the fact that it’s important everyone does like him if they don’t want virus). Also he’s wearing a mask this year and has special snow gloves. And his elves are giving him that very rare medecine (chloroquine if you wanna tell them) so it’s less probable that he brings the virus with the presents
We will see ads with Santa wearing a facemask.