When a fat girl/boy says: “tell me something I don’t know.” Say: Salad tastes good
A guy in 7th grade came up to me and said, “hey beautiful! If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put “i” next to “u” .”
and I responded back with, “actually I like the alphabet the way it is. I like “n” next to “o”. “
I was a sassy little girl for sure.
Me and my friend were just roasting each other, my other friend comes along and says.”I’ve seen better insults in memes”
I say, “and I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock.”
He is a big guy. Linebacker. He cant catch very well.
Yankee wit no BRIM
The high school hotshot once flirted with my now ex-girlfriend in front of the whole choir by squeezing her cheeks. Afterwards, in the hallway, I stopped him and did the same exact thing to him and loudly cheered and applauded him while he walked away, shoulders sagging.
He never messed with my ex-girlfriend and barely had the courage to speak to me for the rest of high school.