I would rifle through as many strangers’ possessions as I possibly could and then write a book about it. Would also be high as a kite while doing so.
Alone.
Trying to find other people on my way to rummage around cool places: The White House, Jack White’s house, a White Castle, etc.
Are there still sexy farm animals around?
First I’d hit up the outdoor outfitter and get a nice tent, sleeping bag, etc. Then I’d take it all to the nearest liquor store and set up camp.