I’d teleport to the moon while wearing a hot pink romper. Specifically to the next moon landing site. So that they’ll be super goddamn confused when they land and see my dead body with yolo drawn in the sand.
Weimar
The logical thing to do would be to save it until I really needed it but then I’d probably end up just saving it for something more important everytime I should have probably used it
Back to bed, or Pompeii just before the eruption.
Inside of the sun. It would be instant and painless death
Edit: im an idiot