“When the going gets tough, I get to quittin”
“Why do today what you could put off until tomorrow?”
“That’s on my to-don’t list”
“I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it”
“Don’t count your eggs before they’re laid”
There’s a snake in my boot!
“i’ll try”
“don’t worry i’m just tired”
“wouldn’t it be funny if you used that string to choke me to death lol”
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Have you tried turning off and on again?
“I need cheesecake and garlic bread now.”
“Hahaha boobies!”
“HURRDMRHUEDMHDURMMM”
“I’m immortal.”
“You weren’t meant to see that meme.”
“insert Dean Pelton puns”
“Why isn’t it Christmas yet?!”
“I’m not American y’all!”
“compliments about Pentatonix”
“Lmao”
“I’m invested in this now.”
“GUESS WHO READ A CURSED FANFIC!”
“:D”
“I was laughing at a water bottle the other day”
“Ew, kissing is so gross.”
“In the middle of a pandemic?”
“VOCALOID isn’t anime!”
“My age doesn’t define my talents.”