holds up a photo of us
You know what’s wrong with this picture? You’re in it.
If you were a pirate, and your boyfriend was gonna bring an end to the beautiful three years you’ve shared, stain the memories you’ve made, and destroy the possibility of ever making more together…would you want the parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder? bring arm to shoulder nearest me
Raise your hand if you’ve got a boyfriend; NOTSOFAST Lisa!
Grab your coat, you’re leaving
If being beautiful is a crime, then you’re definitely framed.