r/relations
by u/aniThrowaway69: I (19M) really love her (29F). But I am a Jedi and I really shouldn’t be with her. What should I do?
Top rated answer, by u/IronicPolitician: You really should let your emotions run rampant and be with her. PM me and we can talk, I can share with you some seduction tactics, like the floating pear. If you are lacking conversation topics, I have an original copy of A Dissertation on Sand, or Plageis, a tragedy writen by Shakespearius.
Tutorials on how to use the force
Windu would probably be complaining about Anakin.
AITA “I hate sand”
May the force be within the words you form with your brain power