If Jedi were Internet users, what would they post?

Shitty r/prequelmemes content.

Lightsaber pics for sure. & Don’t even get me started on the double-bladed pics

“MassimoL is for droids”

r/entitledpeople and there he was, this entitled brat. Demanding all over it‘s his right to be on this planet as he conquered it legitimately by force. Demanding to speak to my manager and to fight him. I was like really? Aren’t the two of us Jedi enough?
Well anyways, he kept screaming at us and threatening to kill us. Eventually his army of droids rushed all over the place as it was „rightfully theirs“ and they’re „paying interest to the bank so they’re funding our war“ etc.
Well, we ended up giving his our manager and what should I say: Master Yoda totally wrecked Grievous again.

1. helpful and nice things, not just about their ways but life in general. See, most Jedi are pretty good people and genuinely want a better society. There would be a lot of ‘You want to go home and rethink your life’ situations without the readers even knowing it. They’d pull people out of ruts and resolve conflicts too.
2. Ask me anything’s. And they’d clean up too. Talkin about holocrons, the temple, Jedi knowledge, what the more famous ones are like, etc. Explaining the feeling of the force to non force sensitives alone would interest everyone more than you could possibly imagine.
3. Star routes! Believe it or not a good deal of their life has been spent going on missions all over the republic via their starfighter. They know more space travel than some smugglers and bounty hunters, so you can bet your bottom credits they know shortcuts and hyperdrive saving loopholes.
4. Even though they’d probably be very cautious with this, lightsaber making tip and tutorials. But again very cautious and careful, maybe only in a private thread. And of course fencing/swordsmanship techniques to go with them.
5. Inside Jedi jokes. Only they would get it. And even then it would be some real high brow humor. I.E. Master 1: I do find Master Yoda’s dialect when speaking in Jawa quite entertaining. Master 2: How apropos! We recently ran into a few on a mission to Ryloth. I agree.