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If Harry Potter was based in Australia, what would be different?
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So last year’s fires, that was just a dragon escaping from the Triwizard Tournament?
Letters delivery by koalas. Takes fucking ages to arrive though.
Aragog would be normal and not creepy
Hagrid would start off a Care of Magical Creatures class with, “take a look at this beauty” while putting a Blast Ended Skrewt in a headlock.
The flying car would be a Holden commie.
Those butter beers would be proper VB or XXXX gold.
Ron would def have a mullet.
Quidditch would end with everyone bashing each other.
There wouldn’t be snow on the Christmas holidays but thongs and BBQ’s
There wouldn’t be house robes but Bin Tang house singlets and sarongs.
The sorting hat would be a Cowboy hat or a traffic cone.
Dumbledoor definitely hits the bongs.
Hagrids 3 headed dog would be a staffy
Voldemort only lost his nose because he snorted lines.