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How do you reply to ‘Why are you so quiet?’

I’m conserving energy

Same reason youre so loud

I was thinking about one million other universes in which I participated in the conversation.

Scream at them for a full minute then ask “would you like to hear the rest of my day?”

If they say yes I scream at them for another full minute

Well because there’s this gene In my DNA right, that no matter what I do. No matter how hard I try. I feel like thinking about something to start a conversation. Feels like I’m about to be eaten. So unless you can go in there and get rid of that gene. This is happening: and accept it. If not, go get some Adderall and take more than the recommended amount and you’ll see what I mean