here are some tips from 150% introvert
- don’t go into much details
2.speak monotonously and without any interest - don’t look him in the eyes, better at the phone
- never ask him ‘And you?/Hbu?’ and etc
and that’s it. Give it some time and he won’t give a fuck about you
Good stun guns make good neighbors
I like to call it the public-transit-glare
Have some empty space where you can plant some plants/vegetables/…Have nothing in them but have some labels indicating the worst/weird kind of plants for him to read.
‘The good kush’
‘the okay kind of kush’
‘My aunt May’
‘ Future money tree’
Just freak him a little, maybe he’ll ask about it and make more fun OR he’ll be less talkative.
Again, I’m not the person to have small-talk with. I just can’t get the effort to give a F.So This is my way to have some fun or just be grey-rocking them like I always do. (some people don’t ask questions but always state the obvious like; I see you cut the grass… Yes I did)
Lie and make up super crazy shit. Remember when Tony Soprano had his dipshit neighbor hold a bag of rocks telling him it was something very important and he needed him to hold onto it for him for a while.