shrek is now my senpai.

It gave me a reason to live, and a new religion I can follow when everything else feels too dim

Shrek came out when I was in middle school and a large group of kids got together to go see it on the last day of school. My parents were strict and I was not allowed to go because a boy that I liked might possibly go (he didn’t go) and my parents weren’t ok with that. That made it seem like boys were absolutely evil.

Anyhow, I’ve never seen Shrek and it’s always been a sore point to me.

Also now I’m bisexual heavily more towards women. Not sure if my parents had anything to do with that nurture wise.

I occasionally use “Farquad” around children as an alternative to profanity

Somebody once told me ”the world is gonna roll” me.

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.