Dislocated Jaw. Blowjob.
Smacked a tree with a stick. Stick broke, bounced back, and hit me in the balls. I was down on the ground for a solid fifteen minutes.
None of these come close to my one except the guy whose dick got destroyed by a horse.
I got my labia tangled around my tibia.
When I was six my parents and I went on a walk. Being the six year old, I ran ahead and sat on a bench. Except I didn’t sit on the seat part of the bench, I sat on the top of the headrest. Eventually I began to tip over. My six year self decided instead of waiting or calling my parents, I should just fall on the grass. So I let go and split my head on a concrete triangle