I have chronic knee pain because of too much twerking and also walking around in too high of platform shoes. And I’m not even a stripper!!!!!!!
I fractured my wrist as a kid after tripping and landing a weird way. It was fun explaining to my doctor that I have two left feet.
I was near a swing set, and my unaware ass walked in front of it of got knocked the fuck out
Was riding a bike, broke my arm. The bike had training wheels 🚲
I was walking down a stairwell with a girl I was bringing home and as soon as she was at the bottom, she turned to look at me and I slipped near the top and rode the stairs down. Broke 2 ribs in my back and couldn’t close the deal. She stayed with me though for moral support. Next day she went home and I never heard from her again.