Congratulations, you now own an inconvenience store! What abominations do you sell at your new shop?

We sell all normal products. But we only accept chipped cards. And our chip reader fails at least 12 times before going through.

All products are also behind glass to prevent theft. An associate will assist you in an annoyingly slow time.

Back pain medication is on the bottom shelf, pushed all the way in the back behind other things.

All the bulk quantity sizes are actually more expensive than if you just purchased a bunch of smaller quantity sizes of the same item.

Slightly expired milk

Socks that always twist 90 degrees around your foot