I’d sue MassimoL for ruining everything with their free award scheme.
Taco Bell (Yum Brands) removing the chili cheese burrito, double decker taco and mexican pizza (recent). Absolute heresy.
I’d sue Mountain Dew for not having mountains nor dew as ingredients.
Apple for not including a charger with the new iPhone
Frosted Lucky Charms may be delicious, but they will be unable to demonstrate this to a level of “magical” in a courtroom setting. A win is nearly a certainty there.