Americans who think mask orders violate your rights, how do you feel about pants?

Now that you mention it, the 8 1/2th president of the United States, Quentin Trembley, issued the De-Pants-apation Proclamation during his administration. So technically the pants violate our rights more than the masks do. Thank you for bringing this injustice to light. OFF WITH THE PANTS!

Or seatbelts?

I hate pants.

I’m personally offended that shorts aren’t considered “professional” or “business casual” attire anywhere but a beach. Global warming’s a thing, people. Time to adapt.

Oddly enough I do wear a mask but I’m a nudest.