Keep your hand on the stove.
Being on fire
A handshake. If a handshake is longer than 2 seconds, it’s weird. Also the worst handshake is when you see someone you havnt seen in awhile and they shake your hand and then they put their other hand on your shoulder and they start talking to you for a few minutes and they won’t let go of your hand and your shoulder. Fucking weirdos.
Shaking your dick after urinating. At that point you’re just playing with it.
Staring at the sun.