Granted. One toilet paper roll decides it doesn’t like being used to clean shit up and files a sexual harassment complaint with HR.
Not gonna lie that would ruin it for me… I’d be getting a bidet tyvm.
Granted. That’s it. There’s really nothing else anything can do to make this wish worse. Granting it is already punishment enough.
Granted. On the off chance that someone whips some toilet paper, it will do so. It otherwise just cries for the entirety of its short, miserable life.
I think that’s enough MassimoL for today