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Desideri e conseguenze

Desiderio: I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”

Granted, you are now a father.

Granted, now toilet paper is constantly screaming about how little it’s getting shit on it

Granted, there’s not a toilet paper shortage any more

Okay! Weres the mind blence!

No, just no