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Desideri e conseguenze

Desiderio: I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”

Granted. It also has the texture of sandpaper.

Granted now you will taste everything you do to the toilet paper.

Wish granted. The toilet paper people, native to their respective restrooms, stores, and other establishments pitch a rebellion because for some damn reason people keep using them to wipe up their shit when they just want some quality teriyaki sauce.

Not granted.