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Desideri e conseguenze

Desiderio: I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”

Granted, nothing else happens because this is worse than any conceivable side effect

Get help

Granted, your dog’s name is now “toilet paper”

Granted. It can’t control the urge to eat ass with it’s tongue

what the fuck.