Granted. You awaken drunk the next day, but before that you humiliated yourself on public television.
Granted, the urine falls into earth gravity just as your mom is at a picnic, she opens her mouth to eat a burger, but now it’s raining yellow fluid into her mouth. Congrats, you peed in your moms mouth.
Granted, but you now live alone on the moon
Granted. You don’t have a suit