Granted. A strange, cackling kid wearing a creepy mask with glowing eyes and spikes shows up. You can see him dancing on top of the highest building at night, but you pay him no mind, you have a festival in 3 days to prepare for! Also, you tend to wet your pants when you’re scared.
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Granted. Shadow preempts you by pissing on your fucking wife.
Granted. Obama isn’t happy with your deed and an arrest warrant is out by the end of the day.
Granted. We shall define taking a piss as excreting one’s urine from their body. You teleport you the moon, A black hole is placed within the center of the moon. You are pulled and stretched infinitely as you disintegrate from the infinite gravity. Your urine exits your body. You took a piss on the moon.
Granted you’re shot into space