Granted. At a restaurant one day, a dwarf comes up with a gun and starts shooting at the people inside. You are among them, and get shot. As you lay on the ground dying, you regret making this wish, since everyone in the restaurant was over 5’.
Granted. Elementary schools are now war zones.
Granted. Everyone starts carrying firearms illegally, and most police can’t enforce the law because, in addition to not being able to violate the law, they’re afraid of getting shot.
Short people now legally rip off peoples arms, light them on fire, and carry them around like flesh torches.
granted. due to the spike in school shootings, the second amendment is repealed.