Granted.
Okay fuck i have to think about a downside, even though i dont want to.
All the politicians taste their shit now. They quit and the word falls into anarchy, since no one wants to be a politician.
Granted, I have an incentive to run for office.
Granted, absolutely nothing changes because people already technically? have taste buds near their anus, that’s why you have a faint taste of water when it splashes down your anus.
Google it though, your asshole and ballsack have trace amounts of taste bud cells you can taste soy sauce by rubbing it on your ball sack.
Granted but you taste it