Desiderio: I wish that every time a politician told a lie, they would grow a taste bud in their asshole.

Granted, nobody wants to run for office now. Positions of power are chosen by lottery, and congratulations, you are the first winner for president of the United States. On your first day of being sworn in, you are briefed on the new alien landings in South Dakota, and the secret service tells you that you can never confirm that aliens exist to the public because of the ensuing panic. Unluckily for you, some photographer caught a picture of one of the UFOs, and all the journalists are eager to find out the truth behind it in your very first press conference.

Granted. To no surprise, every politician tastes shit whenever they shit, including your favorite ones. This makes you lose trust in them and hate on politics altogether.

Also, politicians use this as a promotional tactic, for example someone says “we’re gonna throw even more resources to foreign interventions” or “fuck decentralisation, we’re gonna make USA a centralised country” (which are lies) they grow a taste bud in their rectum, which makes them taste their shit. They rant about it on social media, and, paradoxically, the general public gains trust in them.

Granted: a rare mutation leads to humans that lie form growths of tastebuds in their ass, but an unintended consequences of this mutation is they love the taste. As such they become such prolific and well spoken liers that they cornered the market of politics. The entire government is now controlled by one family and nepotism and corruption is at an all time high.

Granted. You’re the one who’s brain is connected to that taste bud.

granted, they have a scat fetish. Nothing changes, you still gotta follow their dumbass lead