The penis is fused to your forehead and the tits are inverted, crushing your rib cage and stopping your heart
Granted. You have a 10 inch penis and DD tits. However, this causes a rise in the number of hermaphrodites in the world. Many people start studying hermaphrodites and others are now getting surgery for it as well as it is a kink for some people.
Granted.
Tomorrow you will recieve a severed 10 inch dick and pair of tits in the post
Granted, you have a erectile dysfunction and both DD’s are malformed.
My tits are fake but my dick is real.