At fucking last, a fellow genius 😉
Granted, but the Monkey’s Paw evolves into Monkey Paw Requiem and kills you over and over again for eternity.
Granted, all your wishes will be granted once, and only once, you have finished expressing your infinite list of wishes.
Granted. And someone used those infinite wishes to wish for no wishes
Granted. All those thing Are JUST wishes, they never come true