Granted, but they aren’t given to you.
Granted. You get cancer, and the make a wish foundation gives you one wish. When you die you are reincarnated a month before you get cancer again, this gaining infinite wishes as you are stuck in a time loop
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Granted but you have to complete every wish before doing anything else. Thus you are stuck forever asking people to grant your wishes
Granted. All of them have even worse side effects