What’s the most NSFW thing you saw while looking out the window?

About 10 years ago it was late at night and I heard some noise outside of my apartment, so I opened up the blinds just as a flashlight blasted on this teenage boy pounding his girl, who was bent over an electrical service box. His parents found out that he wasn’t in his room at like 12am, so the light hits them square on, all I see is bare ass going to town for like a solid 2 seconds, then scrambling to get dressed.

Mind you this kid lived upstairs so I could hear the commotion going on. He was like 14 at the time. Very funny but I felt bad for the kid because he wasn’t a bad kid. His parents overreacted about it. A few years later I brought it up and he said it was a dumb spot to do it in, but he did admit he wore a condom.

I’ve not spoken to him since but the look on his face as his parents found him balls deep in his GF made my night lol

Still not something I wanted to see but I saw it nonetheless.

The woman who lives adjacent to my apartment and one floor down is extremely obese and possibly mentally ill. The angle from my window allows me to see the recliner where she spends most of her days watching TV and playing on her phone. Several times now I have seen her encouraging her English bulldog to hump her leg. She pats her thigh and pulls him over, then stroke his head while he pounds away. She has a kitchen towel nearby that she uses to wipe her leg. Same blue towel, every time over these last weeks.

Heard “Freeze! Stop where you are!” or similar. Looked out my window and saw a dude just about to flip over to the other side of a 6 foot fence about 40 feet away. A dozen or so police all around him. A LARGE police presence for sure.

One of the cops says “Stop moving NOW!” and then a single shot is fired.

They shot him, but he was slumped over the fence. They pulled him down, and not gently. Heard a cop say “They’re on their way” and I assume he was talking about EMS or whatever. Another cop says “He’s already dead”. Ambulance shows up, sticks around for like 10 minutes or so… so at first I thought maybe he wasn’t dead. Ambulance pulls away and one of the cops says “Yeah, he’s done.” Then they start cheering each other for doing a “good job”.

I have no idea what the man did.

I had just moved here, didn’t get the paper (still don’t lol) but watched local news for the next couple of days and never saw anything about it.

The quotes aren’t exact. I don’t remember 100% what they said but the gist is accurate as I’ve described.

Some homeless guy was taking a shower in the rain, my neighbors saw this and let him use their shower

My own reflection masturbating.