Questa volta abbiamo cercato: In fourth grade, I tried to ask someone something in the lunch room. They said loud enough for everyone to hear “sorry I don’t talk to ugly people” and I respond “well it appears I do.” Redditors, what are your best comebacks?
In fourth grade, I tried to ask someone something in the lunch room. They said loud enough for everyone to hear “sorry I don’t talk to ugly people” and I respond “well it appears I do.” Redditors, what are your best comebacks?
Ed ecco le risposte:
In 4th grade, some boy said I had dick breath (I am a female). I told him that he had to know because he was GAY. This was the ultimate set down in our 1980’s elementary school. It got lots of ooooooohhhhhhhhhh’s.
Wife: you cheated on me in my dream last night, you’re about to have a bad day.
Me: sounds like I had a pretty good night though.
One time a straight girl was scared that me, a lesbian, was going to steal her man. Yet, she still tried to insult me by calling me a “gay bitch”. I hit her back with “You think that’s an insult? You’re the insecure one who’s scared that a gay girl is going to steal your man”
I was sick and tired of going to family events and getting told how thin I was and so once when someone said “You’re too thiin!” I just had enough, turned and said “and you’re too faaat!!” in the same tone.
No one has called me thin since. It’s not fucking funny, I never laughed at it, and saying it 1000x doesn’t make it a “joke”, it makes it harassing.
In 7th grade me and this dude got into a little fight and we were talking shit and he was all frustrated and without thinking about it he said to me:
“Oh yea? Well I saw my mom sucking your dogs dick!”
Everyone lost it, he proceeded to chase me around the handball courts all pissed.