What is sexier than nudes?

Them teasing you in person

Not completely nude.

Two nudes…

Sex

A sexy chat building up to the nudes first haha

Seeing it in person.

When they build Legos with you

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A big sexy brain.

real love.

Lingerie

Well I only recently learnt that ladies like hands. You learn something new every day.

actual sex

Hambuger

Glasses and tube socks

thigh highs, choker and latex short dress

The smile in their eyes when they see you.

Nothing will ever beat that.

An actual personality

Emotional intelligence :’)

As an office worker with crazy long hours?

If she makes me something home cooked. Doesn’t even have to taste amazing. But in our time poor society, nothing else really has the same ‘green flag’ of her level of interest.

Nudes have like 15 seconds of my attention. A home cooked meal is enjoyed for at least 30m-1hr… and is thought about from time to time going forward.

(Add the double whammy of how much healthier/more wholesome home cooked food tastes vs. the nightly parade of takeout.)

A sense of humor