(NSFW) What is the craziest thing you witnessed at a party?

It was towards the end of the night and one guy was asleep on a living room chair, legs over one arm and leaning back against the other arm. He woke up just as he was about to vomit and his friend literally dove in to catch the vomit with his hands (we didn’t want to mess the house being underage drinkers). That wasn’t the crazy bit though… sleepy guy had caught his own vomit in his hand and said “it’s okay, I got this” and scooped it back into his mouth, swallowed it, then went back to sleep. It’s been over 10 years since it happened and I will never forget watching that.

House party in college. Standing in the kitchen. It was low key, everyone was 1 or 2 degrees separated so not a rager.

A guy was doing a shot of Captain Morgan with a few others. He poured it out of a Nalgene bottle that everyone got at orientation. The guy was one of the heavier drinkers in the group, so he was already pretty deep in the sauce.

After they all threw the shots back, he had that look. The “Maybe I can hold this one down” look. He couldn’t hold it down. Luckily he was nearest the kitchen sink when he threw up. But what came out was not normal. The unholy liquid that came from his mouth was deep red with chunks of what looked like muscle. A thin fluid with just masses of meat and other things. It was like an 80s movie special effect after a guy gets shot in the head. And all this was just thrown into a stainless steel kitchen sink and surrounding counter top.

Before he was even done purging, he just groaned/screamed. Turning on the water faucet while simultaneously scrapping the red vomit into the basin. Everyone was horrified.

Turns out the guy had spent the day at a diner eating all you can eat fried chicken with Cherry Cake for dessert with a group a friends. And also turns out the guy was me, I was that guy.

A girl once lectured me about how dangerous cannabis is after she had just done a line of my coke.

A girl that said she wore 3 bras becaus it felt comfortable. She kept throwing bras around, and I counted about 4 when I had to pick them up after the party. She never returned to pick them up..

A girl I know broke up with her boyfriend at a party. He was soooo mad(and drunk), that he took both his hands and formed a hammer , and smashed through a windows. Next thing you know, he is on his knee’s, pissing blood, with both of his arteries severed. One dude that kept his shit together, teared his shirt apart, and tied both his arms, and carried him like a potato sac in his car, and flew to the hospital. He saved his life, in front of our eyes. We were like twenty people who saw this, and nobody, but this guy, did anything, we all stood there like idiots.