NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house?

Stole my upstairs toilet. Pricks. Never having a party again.

Had sex on my bed, didn’t clean up, and left period blood all over my silk sheets. Have not invited them back to my home.

Took a shit on the floor and then barked at me.

This hoe threw an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet. Who tf does that?

tl;dr pissed on my bed, didn’t help to clean it up, and helped himself to my house without asking for a whole day.

Someone I considered my friend came back from Korea after being gone 6 months. I was excited to see him.

Dude gets piss drunk right before I go meet up with him and some other friends. He’s passing out in the bar and the door man wants us to take him away. My other friends want to keep partying, so their plan is to leave him in my car and go back to the bar. I know that’s a bad idea so I decide to take him back to my place and let him sleep it off.

Dude was an obnoxious, uncooperative child but I finally got him to sleep. I went to sleep on my couch.

He wakes me up the next morning wearing some of my clothes. He had pissed all over my bed. He didn’t offer to help clean it up, he just sat down on my recliner and started watching my Netflix. He stayed at my house the whole day, he helped himself to my food without asking. I think I put up with it because I was telling myself he was my fri me and I was just thinking I’ll just ghost this dude once he leaves.

Turns out, he had just planned to stay at my house for another night, he had no other place to stay. I said fuck that and drove him an hour away to one of the houses of our mutual friends who he had come to town with. That’s the last time I saw him because I snapped out of it and realized how selfish he really was all along.

He’s now a full blown hippie and not the good kind. He does a ton of psychodelics, lives with his mom, and does a video blog where he full on thinks he’s like a shamen guru. Dudes brain is fried. He’s an antivaxxer and tells his followers that philosophers such as himself don’t have to worry about Covid.

Fuck you JB, I never got your piss stain our of mattress.